WAR!
Worse than before.
Settle the score from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
I have a really bad feeling about this.
Why don’t you join us?
You are a good guy.
We are the Jedi.
Last of our breed.
Join us.
We’ll see how you cope being our New Hope in time of need.
And the force is strong with you.
May it always be with you.
If it’s not, you’ll end up just like Anakin.
(My father!)
You’re sad, confused, and mad.
But those feelings can’t come through.
To survive, you must act like a mannequin.
Join them.
Work for the Death Star.
Take a deep breath, Darth.
You’ll be employed.
Join them.
What true devotion.
It’s a promotion or you’re destroyed
And I sense a disturbance.
Luke, I will be gone.
No obi-wan to rely on.
Just your own brawn.
Don’t be a pawn.
The sides are drawn.
I’m just a farmboy, don’t mean to be whining.
But outer space seems like it'd be less confining.
So we’d better hurry, the death star’s aligning, and...
We all want revenge.
Darth Vader.
Do what must be done.
Do it now.
When you're a Jedi, you can't just start crying;
though everyone close to you seems to be dying.
And I must be crazy, cause there's no denying,
when I'm talking to myself, Ben is replying.
Join your Father.
Surprise! It’s a disguise!
I am your dad!
Guess the cat’s out of the bag.
You should be mad.
Fear leads to anger.
Then anger leads to hate.
Hate then leads to suffering.
Darth Vader is greater.
You’ll turn or you will die.
There is nowhere to run.
There’s nowhere to hide.
You’ve already lost.
You’re on the wrong side.
We’re willing to wait.
You don’t have the time.
So suffer your fate and pay for your crime.
If you’re not with us, you are against us.
If you’re against us, you must be destroyed, so…
Not that I’m angry and not that I have to shout, but, if there’s anything else I should know about, I want to hear from you, if you had any doubt.
Why am I always the last to find out?
Join us.
We know your sister.
Looks like you’ve kissed her.
Don’t fall in love!
Join us.
The Jedi Knight Life has the great nightlife you have dreamed of.
I’m surprised your Uncle never thought to change your last name.
You would think that someone might connect the dots.
But then no, I guess none of your friends know what Dad became.
So you sat at home collecting moisture drops.
(Where were you then?)
Join us.
If you are struck down, we'll have a ghost town.
Pause and reflect
Join us.
Like a good neighbor, use your light saber.
Serve and protect.
I wish you could train me faster.
You can’t be a Jedi Master.
This feels like a big disaster.
I’d feel safer with a blaster.
I’m small, I know.
Nine hundred years young.
Don’t quote me on the things I say or things I’ve done.
And most unique is the way that I speak.
But it's Yoda you seek and there's no other choice.
Though I like to hear the sweet sound of my own voice, you’re the best shot we’ve got. A Jedi will you be.
Even though, now I know, we are related, I’ve hated what you have created.
And I am a Jedi.
I can still save you.
I just forgave you.
That’s a good start.
I am a Jedi.
I know your true name.
You’re not who you claim.
You’re good at heart.
As I watched this kid repeat each word I heard, it now occurred to me that he had grown up just like me.
Can you see?
He was me.
He was me.
My boy was just like me.
You know you’ve failed.
Your plans derailed by me.
You have misjudged him.
Darth Vader? A traitor? You know something I don’t know?
I can sense the suspense is killing all of you.
My defense is intense from my own point of view.
Darth Vader’s (a better man) Creators (you better plan)
Young fool, at the end, understand you’re no match for the powers of all the dark side.
Knowing who will bring Balance to the force.
Like my father before me, am I (And what am I) a Jedi?
There is no try.
It’s do or die.
Time to end my own war! For now!
