This hideaway…
So far away…
Life found a way out.
Stay out! Unless you are with me, then…
Do you know what this place really is here?
What you’ll be standing face to face with here?
Here.
Here we are, on the isle of Nublar.
You can see as we disembark this is not your average park.
No, Sir.
I’m so proud.
What a crowd.
No flash photographs allowed.
Fasten seatbelts while on the ride.
Keep your arms and legs inside.
And, please don’t forget, it’s not finished yet.
But we won’t miss the mark.
Sure, there might be flaws, but that’s all because,
it’s the first of its kind.
You’re the first ones in line for Jurassic Park!
This park has dinosaurs.
They’re living breathing dinosaurs.
You’ve never touched a dinosaur.
This park’s a zoo for dinosaurs.
DNA, on display.
You’ll want to extend your stay.
You should know I’ve spared no expense.
Except maybe common sense.
Dinosaurs have been gone sixty-five million years and now, thanks to me, have returned
I don’t know why you’re all concerned.
If it goes wrong, well, lesson learned.
Every young boy’s dream.
You can hear them scream joyous screams of delight.
And the crowd will roar for a dinosaur.
History gets a rewrite.
Though his bite just might be worse than his bark,
It’s allright.
It’s Jurassic Park!
Wait and see just like me.
You know this will change your life
and you won’t be the same again.
I can see that you’re not quite sold yet.
I can sense that you’re filled with doubt.
You might fear there’s an uncontrolled threat.
You’re afraid that they might break out.
In our defense, we’ve a huge electric fence.
Just ten thousand volts when it’s on.
Please don’t touch it when it’s on.
Safe.
Say it’s safe.
Of course.
You’ll endorse.
Thumbs up.
To sum up: It’s safe if it comes up.
Jurassic Park. What could possibly go wrong?
Humans and Dinosaurs.
Tell me why we can’t all get along?
Jurassic Park. It’s the new old stomping ground.
I don’t just pay out workers’ comp cause I am legally bound.
We think it’s a girl T-Rex.
Some frogs switch their gender.
We’d constantly check the sex but that would offend her.
Who wants to offend her?
The staff is on the mainland.
They ran out the door fast.
This could have been better planned if we’d checked the forecast.
But it doesn’t matter anyway.
Everything’s safe and secure.
Cause it’s an average workday and it’s just your average tour.
Jurassic Park. What could possibly go wrong?
It’s not King Kong.
Without a dose of Lysine, these lizards won’t seem very strong.
Jurassic Park has a glitch or two or three hundred.
They weren’t problems we could foresee.
Even Disneyland opened up and did not go as planned.
So I know how you feel.
I know this is frightening.
You’re scared.
You think we don’t know that we’re unprepared.
Jurassic Park. What could possibly go wrong?
Cause I’m pretty sure we add more insult than injury.
Please endorse the park.
You must.
You must tell everybody.
I know you want to.
You know I want you to go and tell my backers
there is nothing wrong with my life’s dream.
Sign off on the park, please.
Sign off on the park, please.
Sign off on the park, please.
Sign off on the park, please.
Sign.
Jurassic Park. What could possibly go wrong?
But I can’t control your role in the death toll.
You’re either with me.
With me.
Or else you are against me.
