Schools out, Christmas break
Home for the holidayâs meatloaf and fruitcake
Off to grandmas, itâs so boring
Screaming kids and grandpaâs snoring
My aunt Margaretâs lost her mind
Sheâs trippinâ on a train set, have another box of wine
Itâs gonna be a merry merry merry frickinâ Christmas
I must be on Santa clauses shitlist
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now Iâm sick of all my relatives
Have a merry merry merry frickinâ Christmas
Uncle Richard heâs a weirdo
Passing out pictures of himself in a Speedo
My cousin Ashley, her singing really sucks
Blames it on her drummer and acid reflux
My brotherâs wife is really hot
She pulled me in the bathroom; I hope we donât get caught
Itâs gonna be a merry merry merry frickinâ Christmas
I must be on Santa clauses shitlist
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now Iâm sick of all my relatives
Have a merry merry merry frickinâ Christmas
We havenât even opened our presents yet but now itâs time to start
So Iâll fake a smile âcause its going back to Wal-Mart
Itâs gonna be a merry merry merry frickinâ Christmas
I must be on Santa clauses shitlist
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now Iâm sick of all my relatives
Have a merry merry merry frickinâ Christmas
