Hey, whatâs going on?
Drool before Iâm gone
Waste some precious time, you know
Sure Iâm looking good
Donât you think I would?
I got Cindy Crawfordâs video
Go and get the blow
I know where to go
Coolest place you ever seen
Maybe we can dance
In a bathroom romance
To a ballad of East 17
Try some ecstasy
Get as dumb as me
Read even Stingâs a fan
Rave âtil the end
Invent another trend:
Mandela joins the Ku Klux Klan
Any way the wind blow
I swallow everything!
Any way the winds blow
Iâll sing the words you sing!
That is how the story goes
Consume âtil I get sick!
Any way the winds blow
Proud to be plastic!
Prozac with tea
One happy family
Still remember how to laugh
Dad gets Mommy wet
With porno on the Net
My brother spits his guts in half
I donât really care
Gotta do my hair
To get Eddie Vedderâs autograph
I am V.I.P
You can come with me
Just get another pair of shoes
We can rob a bar
Then we steal a car
Smoke someone and weâll be news
Show me youâre romantic
Let me your chick
Shoot some dude to prove youâre mine
Show me youâre romantic
Let me your chick
Send shivers down my teenage spine
Any way the wind blow
I swallow everything!
Any way the winds blow
Iâll sing the words you sing!
That is how the story goes
Consume âtil I get sick!
Any way the winds blow
Proud to be plastic!
