Me, I'm a nothin' double zero trying to do something
Me, I'm a screwball, tired of being put down
Tired of being shot down
I'm gonna put some ink on the white sheets
Gonna put some blood on the white sheets
Me, I'm no dummy
Me, I wear colours bright and righteous
Serve them with honour
Me, I'm a weapon, a gun for hire teaching the lesson
Gonna be the guy in the white suit
Gonna get my hands on the white suit
Cos me, I'm no dummy
Ducking and diving, thieving and lying, scrounging and sciving, surviving
Ducking and diving, thieving and lying, scrounging and sciving
Ducking and diving, me no dummy just surviving
Me, I got muscle, no qualifications needed to hustle
Me, I'm a killer ready for the role of the serial killer
Gonna get my hands on the white suit
Ready for the fitting of the white suit
Cos me I'm no dummy
Ducking and diving, thieving and lying, scrounging and sciving, surviving
Ducking and diving, thieving and lying, scrounging and sciving
Ducking and diving, me no dummy just surviving
I am just surviving look at me no dummy
I'm gonna shoot down the shopping mall gonna get me a name
When they catch me all dressed up I'm gonna blow them away
I'm gonna blow them away
(Dick/Cassidy/Boult)
