Lyrics of a song Family Guy/Griffinovi - Vasectomy

Alba s touto skladbou: Family Guy (originál - engl.),

Quartet:

A vasectomy's a medical procedure
One that makes you half a man
You're half a man
Remember when you twisted up your garden hose
Well, essentially, that is the plan
That is the plan

Peter:

Well, I'm startin' to get the picture, but how's it done?

Quartet:

You make a small incision in the scrotal skin
Isolate the vas and then, isolate the vas and then
You hold it in position with a towel clamp
Then you snip the fibrous tissue

Bass Solo:

Then you snip the fibrous tissue

Quartet:

Hey but you'll never have to wear a condom
When you do it with your wife
(Covering Lois' ears)
...or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it's like, why do you wear that if you don't want attention? But you know you shouldn't think that way because of the se**** harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that's the definition of the word...
I-ron-y

Goodbye
Say goodbye to manhood
Goodbye
Say goodbye to babies
Goodbye
Say goodbye to kids like Meg

Bass Solo:

Vacuum out your sack

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