Now I have huge problem with social networks
You know those websites like facebook,
twitter and instagram ? All that bullshit.
Let´s start with facebook, shall we?
Other than stupid ass girls posting dumb ass statuses
I don´t have too much of a problem.
But what makes you think
I´m gonna play six rounds
of Mafia Wars, Candy Crush and farmville?
You gotta understand.The only thing i play with
while on the internet is my dick!
Twitter is this huge, uneducated shithole
Where everybody´s an expert
And everybody has an opinion
And everybody´s just shitting out words
Shitting - shitting out words
That don´t make sense
And Youtube, all i see is the same shit
Same shit - same shit - same shit
Same - same - same - same
same - same - same - same
STOP IT
Why doesn´t anyone upload some
real talent like this?
It´s just giving these kids
more access to complain
24/7
Other than stupid - stupid girls
posting dumb - dumb statuses
I dont have too much of a problem
But what makes you think
I´m gonna play six rounds
of Mafia Wars, Candy Crush and farmville?
Well that´s too far
It´s just giving these kids
more access to complain
24/7
Well that´s too far
Stupid ass girls posting dumb ass statuses
Now Instagram is basically
picture book version of Twitter
Cos let´s face it
Who the fuck - fuck reads anymore?
All these stupid ass girls think that
throwing on a filter
makes them a photographer
I accidently spilled spicy - spicy curry
on the lense of my iPhone
And i still got a better filter
than what you girls use
And we get it
you like taking pictures of your food