This s a special moment right now
We'd like to take this time to tell all the kids at home
Send your parents out of the room
This is a kid's song.
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
When you grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
It sucks pretty bad right now.
Hey, if you know the words, sing along!
You're gonna have to mow the lawn,
Do the dishes, make your bed.
You're gonna have to go to school
Until you're seventeen.
It's gonna seem about three times as long as that
You might have to go to war,
Shoot a gun, kill a nun.
You might have to go to war,
When you get out of school.
Hey cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse.
You're gonna have to deal with stress
Deal with stress, deal with stress.
You're gonna be a giant mess
When you get back from the war.
Santa Clause does not exist
And there is no Easter Bunny,
You'll find out when you grow up
That Big Bird isn't funny.
(funny, funny, hahahahaha!)
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
When you grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
It sucks pretty bad right now.
You're gonna end up smoking crack
On your back, face the fact.
You're gonna end up hooked on smack
And then you're gonna die.
And then you're gonna die-ie-ie-ie-ie.
Something for the kids
Well, I think I smell a lawsuit in that one
What do you think?
