I be on my instagram instram shit
I be on my instragram instragram shit
i'll be taking them selfies
let me show you my selfies
i can't wait to take this pic with you good looking
lookin so hot got that camera lense foggin
ohhh the girls see me on the screen they wanna touch it
"that's not alrighttt dave they're like nine"
like myspace, i got all of dem angles
Cause if they study close, real close
they're realize their nothing
she out of focus and all blurry when she does it
they're not like mine, mine are all fine
and aslong as i got my instragram
imma post pics like no one can
angles right and the lightings tight..
hastag no filter DAMNNN!!
buttoned up hawiaain shirt
these girl pants make my balls hurt
brocalli and brawtwurst
imma post my dinner (mmmmm)
imma post my dinner
then ima take some selivies
of myselffff
my parents think i that i like guys
ill be taking them selfies
lemme show you dem selfies
of myself
SNAP, let me get a good look at it
ohhh not qutie, this toaster effects so drammatic
and owww!! hurts like shit but these chicks bout to go rabbid
But that's alright, cause we got likes
awww, go on and show all your friends little lassy
their boyfriends all mad cause i turned them asmatic
Opps I killed her, no big deala, can't fight the habbit.....
And you're all mine tonight
nice new glasses don't be showing off it
try to take a pic then imma photobomb it
posting every two hours like a spoiled kid
get a close up of what i left in your toilet
really dave nobody cares a lot
of you doing duck face in a mirror shot
or another picture of your drinking glass
so take this phone and stick it up your aaaaaaa---
Hey, Instragrizzy on that suit and tie
so many useless photos career suicide
you put your life on line
I give you a punch in the balls for every like you got
I'm not impressed with no kitty photo
and the ones of you in bed is a bigger nono
and you ain't living a dream but listen
post this picture of me bitches
