many miles between you and me
and love is guaranteed to fail
cos a fuck should be multi sensory
and you just cant smell an email
phone sex, cyber sex aint all that
i prefer to take my sex in its original format
so you know what you can do with that mouse mat
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Well I need to turn my horse around
but my baby's got the painters in
Ss, ss, ss, sporting a hat of fin-est brown
the colour of a car-din-al sin.
Honey, I've always had my knockers i fear,
Gim-me just an eye-ful of your rear, of your rear, of your rear
somewhere to put my beer.
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Riiiing meeee....
(guitar solo)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex.