Will you accept a collect call
From Robert Plant?
We picked him up on Vine
On a bus bench singing that song he will not stop
This is not the first time
He was so cute (yeah yeah)
Jonny Punk Rock, so cynical
You woulda jumped him too
But now the song remains
Why are the burners always toast?
Why are the stoners always stoned?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the Zepplin song.
I got a job minimum wage & a tabledance
He drinks my beer and plays guitar
He's on my bed wasted every night when I come home
Play the same old lead again and again and again...
Sometimes I gotta say shutup
Sometimes I gotta say so what
I don't think that it's so punk
What's with the Zepplin song
Sometimes I gotta unwind
Sometimes I gotta hide
Sometimes erase and rewind
I gotta throw the trash out
He's playing the stairway to hell
Yeah that is him
Playin' the same old Zepplin song again & again & again & again & again & again...
I'm a guitar
A Les Paul single cutaway
Please don't play that song on me again
I'll explode
I'll break all my strings and start playing shit
Like the Sex Pistols or anything
Sun House or the Blues
Why does he rain on my parade?
Why does the song remain the same?
I can't remember my own name
I work for minimum wage
Oh go tell it to Jimmy Page
At the crossroads with the deal he made
Cuz that song ain't goin' away
Oh God the Zepplin song!
No no the Zepplin song!
Here comes the Zepplin song!
Oh God the Zepplin song!
...SHUT UP!!!
