See them scramble to the top, watch them fall from grace
Never trust a man with egg on his face
Groucho-Marxists look so sweet
Slapstick anarchists, nice enough to eat
Peter Kropotkin in the way we talk
Charlie Cairoli in the way we walk
See them scramble to the top, watch them fall from grace
Never trust a man with egg on his face
Intellectual tarts with a good left hook
Copycat killers--cover and duck!
Polite assassins
You shout, I scream!
And the party starts on the count of one, two, three
See them scramble to the top, watch them fall from grace
Never trust a man with egg on his face
We talk without words, and everybody understands
Just desserts, delivered by hand
'Nobody move! Or the CEO gets it in the face with cream and dough!'
See them scramble to the top, watch them fall from grace
Never trust a man with egg on his face
(Repeats)
