I need to write a song, put lyrics on a page
Have writers block, Keep watching Ice Age,
Pick up your phone, pick up your phone, pick up your phone,
Who should I call first, maybe Tebow,
He broke up with Belle, ugh the busy tone,
Moving on, moving on, moving on,
And I need a new man, to write a new song,
So we can break up, and I can win a Grammy,
Eddie, Lucas, Patrick, Justin, Chord, Tim, Garret, Joe,
Taylor, Cory, John, Toby, Jake Gyllenhaal,
And Will, and Conor, and Harry, thank you to them all,
Without them I wouldn't have my CDS, or the platinum's on my wall,
Thinking, thinking, thinking,
Thinking, thinking, thinking,
Gonna talk walk, maybe drink some tea,
Yoga in the park, my bangs are itchy,
I need to relax, need to relax, need to relax,
Oh the guy cute, hmmm could it be, number 16 in my boy menagerie,
Run, run, run,
And I need a new man, to write a new song,
So we can break up, and I can win a AMA!
Eddie, Lucas, Patrick, Justin, Chord, Tim, Garret, Joe,
Taylor, Cory, John, Toby, Jake Gyllenhaal,
And Will, and Conor, and Harry, thank you to them all,
Without them I wouldn't have my CDS, or the platinum's on my wall,
Thinking, thinking, thinking,
Thinking, thinking, thinking.