Donât ride your bike off a ramp thatâs more than three bricks high
Donât take that candy from the store if you ainât got the dime
Donât pick a fight with a little guy that doesnât talk that much
Donât pick up a cherrybomb thinkinâ itâs a dud
And donât sneak out of a 2 story house usinâ bed sheets for a rope
Donât ask me how I know
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Sell your truck while itâs still runninâ, save the Jesus off the dash
Say a prayer when you feel like cussinâ, save your money pay with cash
Forget your pride, buy the roses, if youâre sorry tell her so
Donât drink the water in Mexico
Donât ask me how I know
Donât quit your high school football team halfway through the season
Donât bust your buddy in the nose when you know he didnât mean it
Donât lose a girl you love at home for a night in Panama City
Donât rush off the phone when your Mama calls you ainât that busy
Ya oughta make that drive to say goodbye to your grampa âfore he goes
Donât ask me how I know
(Chorus)
Forget your pride buy the roses, if you love her tell her so,
Donât go to Vegas with your heart broke,
Donât bum your cousin for that first smoke
I'm tellin' ya, don't drink the water in Mexico
Don't ask me how I know
Don't ask me how I know
I just know
sell your truck while it's still runnin', say a prayer when you feel like cussin'
I know,
