Johnny:
I ainât gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll ...
Bobby:
How âbout your shortâning bread?
Johnny:
Oh, I wouldnât give you a piece a pie to save your soul ...
Bobby:
I guess thatâs what you said.
Johnny:
My ma told me today
When she went away ...
Bobby:
To buy groceries.
Johnny:
To be a good boy
Sheâd give me a toy
âcause Iâm my mamaâs
Pride and joy.
There ainât no use of anyone to keep a hanginâ âround ...
Bobby:
Maybe Iâm waitingâ on your ma.
Johnny:
You donât know my ma
Sheâd really put you down ...
Bobby:
Put me down?
Johnny:
Maâs bakinâ up a storm
And her oven is still warm.
I know you want it
But you canât have it
And I ainât gonna give you none.
Bobby:
You dirty boy!
I ainât gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll ...
Johnny:
Oh, ... such a stingy chap!
Bobby:
I wouldnât give you a piece a pie to save your soul ...
Johnny:
How âbout a zuzu snap?
Bobby:
Her cherry pie is fine
Her layer cake divine.
But Iâm tellinâ you twice
You canât get a slice
Unless youâre extra special nice.
Now, there ainât no use of you to just keep a hanginâ âround ...
Johnny:
Oh, ... pretty please!
Bobby:
I love you but I hate to put you down
Yeah, ... my jellyroll is sweet ...
Johnny:
That it is!
Bobby:
It sure is hard to beat
Well, I know they want it ...
Johnny:
But, they canât have it ...
Both:
Whoa, Miss Nelly, I need my jellyroll!
Johnny:
Dibs on the dishpan.
Bobby:
I got seconds.