Show me a house with a yard full oâ rusty cars
and you know there'll be a coffee perkin' on a rusty stove
and you walk right in, sit down and feel right at home
in the kitchen of the house of the man with a yard full oâ rusty cars
Show me a man with a yard full oâ rusty cars
and you know heâs got a fridge full oâ beer and itâs nice and cold.
Swing on the porch, eat balony and bread and talk about gettinâ old.
Spittinâ in the dust with the man with a yard full oâ rusty cars.
Scratchinâ the ears of the dog of the man with a yard full oâ rusty cars.
Tell him I been to Haite anâ he says âwell âatâs real niceâ.
âHay, Ma, this beer could sure use a little bit oâ iceâ
âNow what was you sayinâ about goinâ to Hades?â says the man with a yard full oâ rusty cars.
âMaâ teeth gone badâ says the man with a yard full oâ rusty cars.
âToyletâs on the blink and heavyweights today canât hit.â
âYou know you remind me a lot oâ my brotherâs youngest kid.â
âGot killed in Korea. You play gin rummy?â says the man with a yard full oâ rusty cars.
Kick off your shoes on the couch of the man with a yard full oâ rusty cars.
Smoke your smokes and flick the ashes on the floor.
âHell son, everythinâ hereâs been burned or broke at least once beforeâ.
And he winks at his old lady and she winks back at the man with a yard full oâ rusty cars.
âLord!â says the man with the rusty cars âthat womanâs gettinâ wide!â
âSo much for beauty son! Hand me that TV guide.â
Watching the flies in the kitchen of the man with a yard full oâ rusty cars.
Hole in the screen door where the dogs crawl in and out.
âCareful with that soup son. Itâll burn a hole in your mouth!â
âSoup anâ life, you gotta wait âem out.â says the man with a yard full oâ rusty cars.
Watch TV in the parlour of the man with a yard full oâ rusty cars.
âSon, you ever get to sleep with any oâ them movie stars?â
âIâd like to do that once before I dieâ but heâs talking a little too loud,
and his womanâs smilinâ kinda proud of the man with a yard full oâ rusty cars.
Talking God and baseball with the man with a yard full oâ rusty cars.
Fall asleep right on the couch there where yaâ sit
anâ you know that his old woman ainât gonna mind a bit,
leastwise she donât mention nothinâ to that smilinâ, smokinâ, dirty jokinâ, lucky old man with a yard full oâ rusty cars.