Batman/Bruce Wayne:
I'm Batman
The motherfuckin' Dark Knight
I'm a playboy by day
Vigilante by night
I'm Batman
The defender of Gotham
I dress up like a bat
'coz it's motherfuckin' awesome
Batman's in the house
Come and party in the Batcave
Yo Alfred
Alfred:
Yes Master Wayne
Batman/Bruce Wayne:
Bring so more Courvoisier
The honeys in the manor
takin' notice of my swagger
Villains hidin' in the shadows
Runnin' scared from their attacker
See they recognize my signal
When it lights up the sky
Hardened gangsters get all shy
Look of terror in their eyes
They can't hide from me
I'm on the prowl, motherfucker
Soarin' death on the streets
Cape and cowl, motherfucker
Na na na na na na
Y'all remember that song
There's a reason I've been famous
For so goddamn long
Words flyin' off my fists like
POW! KABLAM!
By now you better know
Who the fuck I am
I'm Batman
The motherfuckin' Dark Knight
I'm a playboy by day
Vigilante by night
I'm Batman
The defender of Gotham
I dress up like a bat
'coz it's motherfuckin' awesome
Put my seed in Poison Ivy
Man, that bitch made me itch
I never shoulda put
My fuckin' dick in that snitch
And Catwoman
Yeah I made that pussy purr
That skank could barely crawl
When I got done with her
Yo Superman
High like a bird and a plane
Take a look trought the wall
Watch me fuck Lois Lane
She's screaming out my name like
Lois Lane:
Oh Bruce Wayne!
Batman/Bruce Wayne:
Spiderman,
Keep your eye on Mary Jane
I'm Batman
The motherfuckin' Dark Knight
I'm a playboy by day
Vigilante by night
I'm Batman
The defender of Gotham
I dress up like a bat
'coz it's motherfuckin' awesome
Joker:
Get outta here, Bats
It's my turn in the spotlight
Don't you know,
I'm the real star of the Dark Knight?
Back off, motherfucker
I'm clinically insane
Like magic tricks?
I'll shove a pencil through your brain!
Catwoman:
Hey, Batty boy
You think you played me for a fool?
Well next time you should keep
A better hold of your jewels
Bane:
What's up, bro? Haven't seen you
since Batman & Robin
Better watch your smelt asjkisjgfskj
??????? ....poppin'...?
What? Is that something on my face?
Batman/Bruce Wayne:
I'm Batman
The motherfuckin' Dark Knight
I'm a playboy by day
Vigilante by night
I'm Batman
The defender of Gotham
I dress up like a bat
'coz it's motherfuckin' awesome 2x
