Alba s touto skladbou:
Greatest Hits 2013,
Started middle class in a wheelchair
On a crappy sitcom making good cash every year
Now I’m dancing stupid by a car
Trying to convince you that my life was so damn hard
I done had it tough from the jump
Livin’ wit my mamma in a nice house it was rough
On top of that shit my bar mitzvah was wack
I didn’t get a Bentley and my cake tasted like crap
Then Degrassi canned me cause I couldn’t act
Had to get a real job and I got promoted fast
So I decided “Imma be a rap star”
I met Baby and Wayne and they loved me right away
They said: “We like how you sound so monotone.”
And those massive eyebrows are so marketable.
We can tell you life’s been a struggle.
Do you even own a Bentley?
No I don’t, it’s bullshit yo!
Can I sign with ya’ll! Dat would be cool.
Sure you can big boy just meet us in the storage room.
Took it in the bottom now I’m signed.
Took it in the bottom from my new team now I’m signed.
Now you can sip syrup ’til you’re blind.
By the way did you know, I’m the best skater alive?
“Young Mula Baby!” Tunechi!
Give me that fuckin skateboard Wayne! Just because you carry a skateboard around doesn’t mean you can skate! Shit!
Damn, playboy. Rob ( ) just owned yo ass, playboy!
I look like a pale caveman.
Plus I’m a Canadian so I ain’t no harder than Bieber.
But I like to pretend that I am.
Just don’t tell nobody that I’m faker than Minaj’s keester.
Why the hell are you wearing women’s jeans?
Hey get off of my case they make me feel pretty. Tunechi.
Just to remind myself I’m a douche.
I wear every single chain even when I’m kissing Wayne.
Now we, Sippin’ champagne on a private jet.
Just to prove that I am richer that you’ll ever get.
Did I tell you guys that I skate yet?
YES!
Woah what the hell is that?
The engines are under stress. Something is weighing this damn plane down.
The only explanation is Drake’s big ass eyebrows.
I’m sorry but we have to throw you out.
But I started from the bottom.
And that’s where you’re ending now!
No – ah ah! Come on, I’ll shave my eyebrows, man. Don’t do this.
Too late.
Ah – no no no AHHH
We’re living now, it was his eyebrows.
Ya! Weezy is gonna live. Young Mula Baby ! Ya!
Young Money!
