Lyrics of a song BartBaKer - Shakira ft. Rihanna - ''Can't Remember to Forget You'' PARODY

Did you all know
that I'm still alive?
I'm making a song
so I'm still relevant

Have to shake my ass
to disguise the fact
that whenever I sing
I sound like I'm yodeling

No one understands me
or the words I say
it's like I am
a gargling water
and did you know
I just had a baby
wanna see it feed?
Well if you stay
I'll show you, show you, show you

Oh oh oo oh oh
Oh oh oo oh oh
please don't remember to forget me
Oh oh oo oh oh
Oh oh oo oh oh
I sound exactly like a def girl now
And if you look at me
then you will clearly see
that I'm much hotter with my hair straight
Oh oh oo oh oh
Oh oh oo oh oh
oh no, the secret to my weird voice

P.S. I'm besties with Rihanna

A gig is a gig
here for the drinks
I'll do anything
if I get paid in advance

I really don't know
who Shakira is
I honestly thought
this was a Kesha video

Hold for a second
hold for a sec
I need to take a nude for Insta

Damn she's a ho

We like putting big brown
things inside our mouths

I think I feel a...
oh no!
Ew, Gross!

Oh oh oo oh oh
Oh oh oo oh oh
we're both having sex with the air now
Oh oh oo oh oh
Oh oh oo oh oh
does anybody have any Pepto?

God these walls feel so good
nothind beats real hard wood
Oh shit, I just got a splinter!

Oh oh hell no!
Get off of my ho
you can't forget me
cause I beat you

That's her right there boys
that bitch stole my voice
prepare to get your Latin ass sued

I did not steal it
don't sue me Kermit
I was just borrowing it you asshole

You're gonna do hard time
for this horrendous crime

Nobody fucks with the muppets!

Oooooh
Oh oh oo oh oh
Oh oh oo oh oh
who's gonna take my job at The Voice?

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