Don't you deport me
Don't you deport me
Oh no no, oh no no
You can't deport me
I am invincible
Fuck this, I'm Justin
Ain't heading north just
Like that
I ain't done nothing to
Deserve that, uh uh
Your stupid rules don't apply to me
Ah ah ah ah ahhh
This cough syrup's making
me dizzy now
That's right I'm above the law
Like Steve Saegal but hotter
My crime spree started slow
Got faster
One egging next door
Want some more
Raided by the feds
They found all my meds
Then I got caught dragging
High on weed and drinking
But I had my dad with me
Dipshit helped me block the streets
It's teenage mentality
Just doing what teenage boys do
Dad forgot to mention
Swag!
He's 38
Beliebers beliebe me
I'm innocent
Ha, I just lied to you
And I'm fine with it
'Cause I don't understand
A consequence
It will be her first time
Oh yea yeah
On JB's gross stache ride
Feels so damn good
Oh yea yea
Like a porcupine
You're a dick, kid
Ooh no no
I'm just a codeine addict
God I'm faded
Oh yea yea
Like that time in the plane cabin
Attention, attention!
Please stop smokin weed you two
I cannot fly this jet
Need oxygen
Fuck you, my dad said it's cool
I will keep on dancing
Until we're romancing
Nasty boy I am pricey
1k to suck my boobies
Is there room for family?
I wanna take our picture too
Oh. by the way, Justin
What bitch?
This was a sting
Oh no no, Oh no no
This is bullshit
Let me go you assholes
I didn't do it
I need to try look
Like I'm innocent
Stop making stupid face inside
My courtroom
Since it's your first real crime
Ooh yea yea
I think I'll let you slide
Hold the damn phone
Oh no no
There's public outcry
Go home Justin!
Hell no, no
We're tired of your antics!
I might be busted
Oh yea yea
But I still wreak havoc
Enough!
Deporting this disease
Just won't cut it
Justin needs to get his
Scrawny ass kicked
Oh no no, Oh no no
You can't do this
Oh yes yes, oh yes yes
I just did bitch!
