ORANGE: brrp! I'm bored.
TOMATO: Whoa! Whoa! Where am i?
ORANGE: Hay apple! You're back!
TOMATO: What?
ORANGE: Hay apple! Where you been?
TOMATO: Are you talking to me?
ORANGE: Hay apple!
TOMATO: I am not an apple.
ORANGE: Hay! Hay apple!
TOMATO: Hay! I am not an apple.
ORANGE: Yeah, ya are. You are red, so you're an apple.
TOMATO: No no no, you see, I am tomato.
ORANGE: A tomato? You look like an apple.
TOMATO: No no no, I'm a fruit like an apple, but I'm not an apple.
ORANGE: What? No you're not. You're a vegetable.
TOMATO: Well, that's a common misconception, but tomato like myself? I'm a...
ORANGE: Hay! Hay apple! Can you spit seeds?
TOMATO: What?
ORANGE: Like this! Pfoo!
TOMATO: Ow!
ORANGE: Hahaha!
TOMATO: What the heck is wrong with a you?
ORANGE: I am an orange!
TOMATO: Don't ever do that to a tomato. Don't you know how easily I bruise.
ORANGE: You are a toe-may-toe?
TOMATO: It's a "tomato".
ORANGE: Toe-may-toe?
TOMATO: Taw-may-toe. Tomato. It is not hard.
ORANGE: Yeah, you aere vegetable.
TOMATO: Fruit! I am fruit!
ORANGE: Uh uh. You can't be a fruit and a vegetable.
TOMATO: I know! I am not! I am fruit! Tomatos are fruits!
ORANGE: No you are not. You're a vegetable, like a pumpkin.
TOMATO: Pumpkins are fruits too, you moron.
ORANGE: Yeah, and elephants are microwaves. Hahaha! I hate oranges, you are an apple!
TOMATO: I'm a tomato!
ORANGE: Apple!
TOMATO: Tomato!
ORANGE: Apple!
TOMATO: Tomato!
ORANGE: Apple!
TOMATO: Tomato!
ORANGE: Apple!
TOMATO: Tomato!
ORANGE: Apple!
TOMATO: Tomato!
ORANGE: Blender.
TOMATO: Hh?
ORANGE: Whoa!
TOMATO: Hay, ow!
ORANGE: Whoa!
TOMATO: Hay, hay buddy don't no, don't press to button...
ORANGE: What's the button do?
TOMATO: Please don't press to button... Aaaaaaaah!
ORANGE: Ah! Tomato! Are you OK? Wow you're juicy! If you we're a fruit, you'd be in real jam. Hahaha!
TOMATO: Ugh! Ow!
ORANGE: Hoohoohoo! Hay, tomato! Good to see ya! I was hoping we could "catch up"! Hahaha!
TOMATO: Get it "ketchup"?
ORANGE: Hahaha! Why aren't you laughig? Hahaha!