ORANGE: Hay! Get me out of there! Whoa! Watch it Mr.Grabbypants. I don't like being carried around like that, geez.
FOOTBALL: Whoa! Whoa!
ORANGE: Whoa!
FOOTBALL: Hi there!
ORANGE: What the heck are you?
FOOTBALL: Me? I'm a football.
ORANGE: You're a ball made of feet?
FOOTBALL: No, no, no. Foot-ball. Get it? Not made feet.
FOOTBALL #2: Whoa! Whoa!
ORANGE: Whoa! It's a melon!
FOOTBALL #2: I'm not a melon, I'm a football.
FOOTBALL: Oh,no You're not. Not in America, buddy.
FOOTBALL #2: Whoa!
FOOTBALL: Freakin' tourists.
ORANGE: Is a melon made of feet, too?
FOOTBALL: No, nobody's made of feet. Boy what's wrong with a you?
ORANGE: I'm an orange!
FOOTBALL: Yeah, newsflash, thanks.
ORANGE: You're face is a full of laces. Somebody didn't take their shoes off. Hahaha!
FOOTBALL: Hay! Do you even know what a football is?
ORANGE: Yeah, It's a ball made of feet.
FOOTBALL: No. Football is game that picks two worthy opponents against each other in an arena made of violence and grace. It's a only true...
ORANGE: Boring.
FOOTBALL: What?
ORANGE: You look like a mutated lemon. You're a lemonhead! Hahaha!
FOOTBALL: Yeah, that's not even funny. I am shaped like this so it is easy to threw me.
ORANGE: Wait? Throw you? With there hands?
FOOTBALL: Yeah.
ORANGE: So why are you called a football then? You should be called a handball.
FOOTBALL: No!
ORANGE: You're handball!
FOOTBALL: That's not my name!
ORANGE: Hay! Hay handball!
FOOTBALL: It's football!
ORANGE: Hay handball! Do you have any money?
FOOTBALL: No!
ORANGE: 'cause I want my "quater back". Hahaha!
FOOTBALL: All right, this is a getting a little..
ORANGE: You're name is a Handball Lemonhead! Hahaha!
FOOTBALL: That's not my name!
ORANGE: Hay handball! Can you blow bubbles with your spit?
FOOTBALL: No!
ORANGE: Like this,watch. bloo bloo.
FOOTBALL: That's disgusting!
ORANGE: Try it!
FOOTBALL: No!
ORANGE: You're not trying.
FOOTBALL: Yeah, and I'm not going to.
ORANGE: Bloo bloo!
FOOTBALL: Stop that!
ORANGE: Bloo bloo! You'll love it!
FOOTBALL: No, I'm a pretty sure I'won't love it!
ORANGE: It is fun!
FOOTBALL: No! What's going on here? I'm the star of the Super Bowl and this is how I get treated? Being berated by a talking orange?
ORANGE: Super Bowl? Is that for a really big salad? Hahaha!
FOOTBALL: No! It's not a really a big salad! Are you actually that slow?
ORANGE: Hay! Hay handball!
FOOTBALL: What?!
ORANGE: Foot.
FOOTBALL: What?!
ORANGE: Whoa!
FOOTBALL: Aaaaw!
ORANGE: Hay handball! can I have you seat?
FOOTBALL: Aaaaw!
ORANGE: Oh, well.
FOOTBALL #2: I tell ya, I'm a bloody football, not him.
ORANGE: Yeah, right. Handball told me that you weren't made of feet. Stupid melon.
