I am a young man
with a simple occupation
I clean the toilets
at the local railway station
There's no romance in my life
sometimes I wish I had a knife
I read the offers
on the advertisement pages -
the cries for help
from different people, different ages,
but they had nothing to say
at least not until the day
when something special I read
This is what it said
If you dream of the girl for you
then call us and get two
for the price of one
It’s a bargain if you feel blue
so call us and get two
for the price of one
If you dream of the girl for you
then call us and get two
for the price of one
It’s a bargain if you feel blue
so call us and get two
for the price of one
I called the number
and a voice said: "Alice Lexy"
The voice was husky
and it sounded rather sexy
I was amazed at my luck -
the purest streak of gold I'd struck
I said, I read your ad,
it sounded rather thrilling
I think a meeting could be
mutually fulfilling
Why don't we meet for a chat -
the three of us in my flat
I can't forget what you said
this is what I read
If you dream of the girl for you...
I am a young man
with a simple occupation
I clean the platforms
and the toilets at the railway station
