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Karaoke song: Těžkej Pokondr - Laminát

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Song number: 3070. New song (added to web:2015-09-04 11:51:53). Tempo: 106 BPM. Duration: 03:45. music writer: Rob Bolland, Ferdi Bolland. Song is part of category 3000 až 3099 and : Rock Czech-Slovak,

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Lyrics of this karaoke song:

Každý ráno pikslu otvíráš
a pak do práce se rázně dáš,
proklínáš laminát,
óuó, proklínáš laminát.

Ostrý vlákna kůže nesnáší,
někdy dokonce se musí šít,
tak to je laminát,
óuó, tak to je laminát.

Holka ti z rande rychle pospíchá,
nestojí o to když ji popíchá
ten ostrý laminát,
óuó, ten ostrý laminát.

A v posteli se vůbec nedá spát,
marný je každou noc jí stlát,
všude je laminát,
óuó, všude je laminát.




Když už máš obludu dvoutaktní.

Když už máš obludu dvoutaktní,
tak by bylo velmi netaktní
nedát jí laminát,
óuó, nedat jí laminát.

Tu práci nenahradí autogen,
i když si často říkáš:
"čert už to vem!"
Dál mícháš laminát,
óuó, dál mícháš laminát.

Jednou to skončí, už se blíží den
a Trabant bude celý zalepen,
doceníš laminát,
óuó, doceníš laminát,
doceníš laminát,
óuó, doceníš laminát.

Pak příjdou s prasklou lodí vodáci,
zakrýváš hlavu, pryč se potácíš,
už nemáš laminát,
óuó, už nemáš lami,
nemáš laminát,
óuó, tak to seš pěknej,
pěknej Jaminau,
pojučík jami, jami, Jaminau,
pojučík, pojučík Jaminau.

Těžkej Pokondr - Other lyrics of this artist:

(R)ameno (Era - Ameno)
Album
Aspoň trenky mi hoď
Atmosféry
Atmosféry (Sammy Cahn, Jimmy Van Heusen - Love and Marriage)
Bakaláři
Bakaláři (feat. Martina Menšíková)
Bez plomb
Bez plomb (Sex Bomb / Tom Jones)
Bez plomb (Tom Jones - Sex Bomb)
Blivajz
Blivajz (Elton John - Blue Eyes)
Bonus
Born kreslí v USA
Born kreslí v USA (Bruce Springsteen - Born in the U.S.A.)
Božský Kája
Božský Kája (Karel Gott - Včelka Mája)
Bublina
Čaje z Indie
Čaje z Indie (John Paul Young - Love Is In The Air)
Čaje z Indie (Love Is In The Air /John Paul Young)
Čaje z Indie - live
Cesta
Chcípnul tu pes
Chcípnul tu pes (Tina Turner - Simply The Best)
Chyby
Čórli mi kola
Čórli mi kola (Drupi - Picola E Fragile)
Dealer
Dealer (Michael Jackson - Thriller)
Denis
Denis (Mike Chapman, Nicky Chinn - Living Next Door To Alice)
Dolly Buster
Dolly Buster (Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters)
Dřou fest
Dřou fest (Pet Shop Boys - Go West)
Dřou fest - verzia2
Džíny
Džíny (Falco - Jeanny)
Felicie
Felicie (Toto Cutugno - Felicita)
Gigolo
Gigolo (Ricchi e Poveri - Piccolo amore)
GOTTZYMIX
Hasiči, has!
Hasiči, has! (Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive)
Hej volá, volá Sisa
Hej, volá, volá Sisa (Ricchi e Poveri - Sara Perche Ti Amo)
Hej, wolá, wolá Sisa
Intro (Ježek v peci)
Intro (Jéžišmarjá)
Intro (Safírový Jadel)
Intro (Superalbum)
Já jsem tvůj, ty jsi můj
Já jsem tvůj, ty jsi můj (ABBA - Knowing Me Knowing You)
Já jsem z Křivoklátu
Já jsem z Křivoklátu (Londonbeat - I've Been Thinking About You)

... All lyrics of this artist: Těžkej Pokondr

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Other karaoke song of this artist:

Božský Kája (all filetypes)
Chcípnul tu pes (all filetypes)
Čaje z Indie (all filetypes)
Dřou fest (all filetypes)
Felicie (all filetypes)
Hej volá, volá Sisa (all filetypes)
Jdi a sejmi ho (all filetypes)
Je jaký je
Jsem sama doma (all filetypes)
Kampa (all filetypes)
Kung-fu fandím (all filetypes)
Máma má rýmu (all filetypes)
Naproti maj sejf (all filetypes)
Nájem zvedej (all filetypes)
Nikde žádnej kondom
Strejda Honza (all filetypes)
Sugar Town ( Šup ho tam ) (all filetypes)
Šopák (all filetypes)
Tarzan (all filetypes)
Táta (all filetypes)
To je ten den kdy máme sílu (all filetypes)
Trenky mi hoď (all filetypes)
Vana a zvon (all filetypes)
Vem ven psisko (all filetypes)
Vodka mizí (all filetypes)
Z mamba nejsem štajf (all filetypes)
Zelená je kráva (all filetypes)
Zuby, zuby, zuby (all filetypes)
 
 
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